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Yucky Disgustingly Gross Short Stories 3
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'BUTT BLAST'RRP $14.99 Pre-Order Price $9.00
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Ready for some more totally disgusting, gut-wrenching stories, but this is the last time I'm going to warn you - it gets reeeally gross in there. So if you have a weak stomach, close the book, put your hands over your eyes and run away screaming now ... but if you want to read on, then you might want to grab a bucket just in case!
Just when you thought it was safe … out comes Pt 3: Butt Blast.
With children once more pondering the use of the English language. Short stories such as: 'Does My Butt Smell?' Well I don't see how, because it doesn't have a nose!
Who says nits aren't fun? Learn how to have fun with 'hair fairies.' Build your own awesome and fantasmagorical 'single shot bug flunger' to share the little bugs with your 'not-so' friends at school.
Even a little education in science with 'Making Candles from Ear-Wax'.
And take another totally 'twisted tale' and disgusting adventure, quite possibly the scariest story ever told. You're in the water with your little brother, he can't swim, there's no-one within earshot, when it appears! Screaming, panicking, it's dreaded, feared by all. You dive, it follows, you swerve, it swerves … do you save your brother or do you save yourself?
Discover the secret in one of the most terrifying and gross adventures yet ... 'Terror of the Deep!'
Once again set in first person these short stories put the reader right there amongst the action.
Packed with hilarious situations that kids will want to get up-to and you'll dread your kids getting up-to.
This isn’t just a book for 7 to 12yrs, but a book for 7 to 112yrs. These are the 'bad dad' stories you heard as a child, will repeat to your children and they will pass-on to theirs. Each short story packed equally with laughs, grossness and intrigue to keep kids not only reading, but re-reading.
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So mum ... 'Doctor Darth Weirdo' comes slowly stomping towards me from the bathroom and all I could see were her unblinking bloodshot eyes and only hear her deep, slow breathing echoing from beneath her mask … hhhhh hhhhh hhhhh.
It was totally freaky. Staring with her arms outstretched straight towards me, I was kinda looking for a monkey bite somewhere on her and waiting for her to say “Braaaiiins” at any second.
.. Books will be posted the moment I receive them ..
Just when you thought it was safe … out comes Pt 3: Butt Blast.
With children once more pondering the use of the English language. Short stories such as: 'Does My Butt Smell?' Well I don't see how, because it doesn't have a nose!
Who says nits aren't fun? Learn how to have fun with 'hair fairies.' Build your own awesome and fantasmagorical 'single shot bug flunger' to share the little bugs with your 'not-so' friends at school.
Even a little education in science with 'Making Candles from Ear-Wax'.
And take another totally 'twisted tale' and disgusting adventure, quite possibly the scariest story ever told. You're in the water with your little brother, he can't swim, there's no-one within earshot, when it appears! Screaming, panicking, it's dreaded, feared by all. You dive, it follows, you swerve, it swerves … do you save your brother or do you save yourself?
Discover the secret in one of the most terrifying and gross adventures yet ... 'Terror of the Deep!'
Once again set in first person these short stories put the reader right there amongst the action.
Packed with hilarious situations that kids will want to get up-to and you'll dread your kids getting up-to.
This isn’t just a book for 7 to 12yrs, but a book for 7 to 112yrs. These are the 'bad dad' stories you heard as a child, will repeat to your children and they will pass-on to theirs. Each short story packed equally with laughs, grossness and intrigue to keep kids not only reading, but re-reading.
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So mum ... 'Doctor Darth Weirdo' comes slowly stomping towards me from the bathroom and all I could see were her unblinking bloodshot eyes and only hear her deep, slow breathing echoing from beneath her mask … hhhhh hhhhh hhhhh.
It was totally freaky. Staring with her arms outstretched straight towards me, I was kinda looking for a monkey bite somewhere on her and waiting for her to say “Braaaiiins” at any second.
.. Books will be posted the moment I receive them ..
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