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Kids  Comments                 2015

20/3/2015

96 Comments

 
96 Comments
Lily
18/3/2015 02:42:38 pm

Omg

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Susan
18/3/2015 02:43:33 pm

Thanks Lily .. hope you're not too grossed out.
Happy Reading
Susan

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kayne
20/5/2015 05:28:30 am

you were awesome today

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Susan
21/5/2015 03:43:33 am

Hi Kayne,
thanks, it was really fun meeting all of you guys too. You had some awesome ideas .. I might even use a few.
Seeya,
Susan

Amahni
20/7/2015 11:39:16 am

hi susan u are really interesting and so are ur books remember shanoa "icky Vicki "

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Susan
21/7/2015 07:49:17 am

'Icky Vicki Bookie Buttie' .. of course.
Nice meeting you Shanoa .. I had a fun day.
Seeya

Mazey & Jak
19/8/2015 01:09:12 am

We have had so much fun with you this week.

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Susan
26/8/2015 01:37:01 pm

Hi Mazey & Jak
Thanks heaps .. I really enjoyed it as well, you guys were lots of fun. Seeya

Meleah link
26/8/2015 11:41:59 am

How do u go to Wexford camps nbc

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Taylah L
15/9/2015 05:12:10 pm

I love her books I could't find a book I like'd now omg thay are great got them yestday friday 9th up to the 2nd her book are great any one that could find a book thay like this is.GO SUSAN BERRAN!!!!!!

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Lauren link
5/4/2015 02:03:16 am

I have read these books and they are sure awesome. Last year you visited my School Holy Family Catholic Primary I
up in Canberra and you were totally funny, awesome, nice and you have muc much more qualities. I hope you are enjoying your four weekend break a drying kids ae to. Happy Easter and I would live to hear back from you soon. Cheers Lauren.

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Susan
7/4/2015 10:12:09 am

Hi Lauren .. glad you had fun .. I'd loved your school and you guys were heaps of fun too. You'll have to tell me which one is your favorite book so far. Number 6, SUCK'D just came out a few days ago.
Anyway, hope you had a great Easter and got loads of choccy! Seeya and thanks for writing ... Susan

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Lauren
8/4/2015 12:11:42 pm

Hey Susan I did get lots of chocolate on Easter Sunday. I am really glad you liked my School and hope you will visit
my School sometime again. Tomorrow is C Day at School and that is where you have to dress as something starting with C I am gonna be a chef I am wearing my blue dress, a chefs apron, chefs hat and gonna be pretending to mix something with a small bowl and a little small wooden spoon or should I say a mini wooden spoon. My brother is in year 3 and dressing up as clone trooper from star wars or captain America from the avengers movie he has a pretend gun for his clone trooper costume though but doesn't have a captain Americas shield though. I am in year six and have a really awesome teacher. Cheers Lauren hope to back from you again.

Jamie link
20/7/2015 09:57:52 am

Hi Susan its Jamie from soldiers settlement school. Thankyou for coming to our school so much. Your books are so funny and amazing.

Jamie

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Susan
21/7/2015 07:51:07 am

Hi Jamie,
glad you enjoyed it.
I had a heap of fun too.
Happy reading ..
seeya

Teaghan
11/8/2015 12:54:20 pm

You Went To My School Aswell

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Susan
12/8/2015 10:00:49 am

Hi Teaghan,
you've got a nice school and I had heaps of fun with you guys.
Thanks for a great day,
seeya
Susan

magdalena
12/11/2015 06:26:28 pm

love the books

Susan
13/11/2015 10:13:01 am

Hi Magdalena, really glad you like the books .. are you upto Suck'd? And Yucky Disgustingl Gross Icky short stories - Booga Blast .. just came out .. I love the cover.
Hope you're doing well & have an awesome chrissy .. seeya
Susan

Susan
14/4/2015 04:08:57 am

Hey Lauren, sounds like an awesome day .. did anyone dress-up as Chocolate? Glad you had a great Easter .. all the best
Susan

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Lauren
14/4/2015 04:59:45 am

No anyone wasn't chocolate. The costumes people had were: Cos-Girls, Cow-Boys, Cinderella. Cows, Chefs, Fin from Adventire Time, Captain Darthador, Clowns, Casual Clothes.

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Daniel link
26/8/2015 09:51:01 am


THE DUCK STORY

Intro. Hi my name is Joe duck and This is a story about my self.

Chapter 1 Once opon a time there was a duck named sir duckinsin that ate my face off and it really hurt. Then I grew my face back then he ate it again then he ate my leg and my other leg and my arms. And my intestines it really hurt but I survived and my body parts grew back and I was the lord of time. My brother Fin he was shy but he was smart. He invented things like anti gravity boots. And he liked video games. And then I ate the duck it was yummy yummy in my tummy. A duck family ate me all day long. Then I got bored so I ate a hot dog and it tasted like fish that has been there for 1 million years.




Chapter 2 Wake me up in 3 weeks. Momma said she was a fish flake. Then I fell on my cat named timmy trumpet. He ate the world then it came back. I played fruit ninja on my iPhone. Then I fell on the floor then I found my sisters clock. My pet bubbles (the fish) he was hungry so I fed him.

Chapter 3 the duck came back from the beginning of the day and i cried coz the duck came back. I did not like Sir duckinsin because he ate me so much. Then he died. I went to New York pork town. Then I fell through the world I landed in China town. Then there was a school so I went in. At the end of the day I got handed homework. Then I ate my homework all day long but the teacher said "HEY WHY ARE YOU EATING YOUR HOMEWORK!!!?!?!!?!". The only thing that I got in trouble for was eating my homework. And then got in detention for 7 hours and 43 days. Then I sneaked out I jump though the window and got out.



Chapter 4 I ran to my house. I came back and then I said hey what's going on to my brother. He said hi. Any way I went to my house and I found a car with thrusters on it. Then I went to the shop and there was a great deal 10 donuts for the price of one. I got 50 donuts for 5 dollars. Then I ate them all they were yummy yummy food. I got fat so fat that I ate a flat cat and a mat with a baseball bat. I got skinny again. Then there was a plane so I said I need to go to the place with chase big face. But he was at my school. But he was secretly my teacher. He said hi.


Chapter 5 I got home from school then I robbed a bank the police came and arrested me I was in jail the guards fell asleep on the floor I escaped from jail. Then sir duckinsin came and yelled at me for robbing the bank. But I got away.

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Susan
26/8/2015 01:40:08 pm

Hey Daniel, awesome story!
Its really good, love the grossness.
Keep writing and have fun with it.
Seeya
Susan

Teaghan link
22/4/2015 11:47:33 am

Owwwwe fluff but is soooooo cute love the fluff but ball

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Susan
23/4/2015 08:57:44 am

Hi Teaghan, yeah she's a cutie. Glad you're having fun with the ball too.
Seeya,
Susan

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Chloe
23/4/2015 11:00:20 am

Hi Susan, you visited my school, St Catherines, it was awesome! Your books were really funny!

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Susan
23/4/2015 01:55:52 pm

Hi Chloe,
glad you had fun .. me too! You guys were great!
Seeya
Susan

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Teisha
29/4/2015 01:40:29 pm

Hi Susan so far I'm up to chapter three of suck'd loving it ssoooooooooooooooooooooooooo much can't wait for the next book to come out

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Susan
30/4/2015 02:48:08 am

Hi Teisha,
glad you're liking Suck'd .. not to gross for you?
It was really nice meeting you yesterday.Happy Reading!
Seeya
Susan

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teisha
30/4/2015 11:17:07 am

It is not to gross yet xxx love it sooooooo much

Susan
1/5/2015 03:40:37 am

Hi again Teisha, cool, can't wait to see what you think of the ending. Happy Reading, Susan

montanah link
30/4/2015 10:25:46 am

Hi Susan its me from wensday I really love your book and I will buy one.

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Susan
30/4/2015 10:52:38 am

Hi Montanah,
it was really nice meeting you guys, glad you're loving the book and not totally grossed out. Seeya
Susan

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jacob
4/5/2015 07:18:20 am

hi Susan it's jacob from leps i loved suckd

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Susan
4/5/2015 07:22:38 am

Hi Jacob,
are you guys at the end yet .. you'll have to tell what you think of the end.
Glad you're liking it, seeya
Susan

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Jackson
4/5/2015 07:18:46 am

Hi susan
thank you for leting us come to see your new book
Sucked .
From Jackson

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Susan
4/5/2015 07:28:55 am

Hi Jackson,
thanks for coming to launch it! Did you see youself on WIN News on tv that night? And in the paper. Seeya, happy reading,
Susan

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Kyra.Williams
4/5/2015 07:20:18 am

HI susan OMG totally love your book, didn,t get to buy one but im hoping to.P.S Kyra.Williams:)

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Susan
4/5/2015 07:56:42 am

Hi Kyra, are you at the end yet? Glad you're liking it, did anyone throw-up? Happy reading
seeya round,
Susan

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Jack
4/5/2015 07:25:08 am

OOMMGGGGG i love your books keep up the AWESOME work. P.S I am Jack as in from L.E.P.S .
$-$ . .
- ;0 ;( ;)

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Susan
4/5/2015 08:02:43 am

Hi Jack, Hope no-one threw-up ..
Did the teacher get totally grossed out? Thanks for letting me know, seeya
Susan

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lilly
4/5/2015 07:25:24 am

OMG you are soooooooooooooo good keep on going
:) <-----from L.E.P.S :)<----- P.S keep doing the AWESOME
:) <-----

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Susan
4/5/2015 08:04:33 am

Hi Lilly, thankyou sooooooooooooooo much. So did the teacher get grossed out? Glad you liked it, seeya
Susan

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ashley
4/5/2015 07:26:21 am

hi susan i love the book of suck'd it's the best book in the world from ashley and have fun making more book's.

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Susan
4/5/2015 08:06:13 am

Hi Ashley, glad you liked it .. I do have heaps of fun writing them.
Hope you all saw yourselves on WIN News that night and in the paper.
Seeya, Susan

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Alessia
4/5/2015 07:32:17 am

Hi Susan its Alessia from Lavington East Public School.
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad I couldn't get a book I have been begging my mum to get it for me, she said I have to get it from the library bla bla bla.
Anyway I'm writing my own book called 'Sara Scores' I think it will be awesome like yours (I haven't read any of your books but I think they would be awesome.)

Thanks Alessia :)

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Susan
4/5/2015 08:08:16 am

Hi Alessia, hope you get to read it soon, I gave one to the library and I'm bringing some more tomorrow. I love the title Sara Scores .. good luck and have fun writing it. Happy Reading, Susan

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Alessia
4/5/2015 10:34:50 am

Hey me again just going to tell you my brother needed to go to rugby training and my mum needed to go to the library, I went with her and got your book splinterz.
I'm up to chapter 2 already.
seeya
Alessia

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Susan
4/5/2015 11:07:07 am

Hey Alessia .. awesome! It's got a big twist at the end .. hope you like it.
Seeya, Susan

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Odeal Ando
19/5/2015 01:48:38 pm

Hi Susan
I just wanted to let you know after your incursion at Hume Anglican Grammar for the Year Four you inspired me to be an author

Alessia
4/5/2015 11:20:16 am

Can't wait to read it, thanks for telling me.

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Odeal Ando
19/5/2015 01:42:31 pm

Hello Susan Berran,
I love your books they are really great I mostly like that in all of your books something real actually happened but you just make it even better.You also actually inspired me to be an author and

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Susan
21/5/2015 03:45:46 am

Hi Odeal,
I'm glad you liked them. I had heaps of fun too.
I got some great ideas from you all, I hope you did too. Good luck with the writing and have fun with it.
Seeya
Susan

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Rema
21/5/2015 03:47:31 am

I think that all the books are awesome

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Susan
21/5/2015 03:48:51 am

Hi Rema,
glad you like them. You'll have to tell me your favourite after you've read a few.
It was nice meeting you all.
Seeya
Susan

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Alessia
22/5/2015 11:59:52 am

Hi I'm now up TOE JAMM'D I like the first three words....................
Toe jamm .........................................yum!
Its AWESOME.


from Alessia

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Susan
23/5/2015 04:14:36 am

Hi Alessia,
cool, hope you like the cows wearing nappies.
seeya, happy reading
Susan

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Samson link
25/5/2015 09:35:11 am

your books are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny .I cant stop laughing

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Susan
26/5/2015 08:25:53 am

Hi Samson, I'm glad you think they're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. I hope you like the others as much. You'll have to tell me your favorite when you're done.
Seeya, Susan

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Odeal
2/6/2015 01:44:02 pm

Hi Susan you came to my school Hume Anglican Grammar your books are awesome I ordered all of your books on the same day but they haven't arrived yet and i am also writing my first book i'm unto the 10th chapter.
Bye Odeal

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Susan
3/6/2015 12:16:49 am

Hi Odeal, they should be there today .. that's awesome that you're writing a book. Hope I get to see it.
Have fun and happy writing.
Susan

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Alessia
9/6/2015 11:40:46 am

Loving toe jamm'd.
Why does the toe jamm keep going back on his foot?

x x o o :) Alessia



p.s I'm up to page 42.

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Susan
14/6/2015 09:08:52 am

Hi Alessia,
ahhhh, you shall see.
Glad you're enjoying it.
Happy reading
Susan

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Isaac link
20/7/2015 08:50:56 am

i love fluff butt

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Susan
21/7/2015 07:47:33 am

Thanks Isaac ..
she is pretty cool.
Did you see her pictures on 'Fluff Butt's' page?

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Jamie link
23/7/2015 01:33:38 pm

hi Susan. when you showed me your fluff butt ball I loved it so much that I just ordered one! Wish the best for you. seeya

Jamie

Adea link
24/7/2015 01:58:31 pm

hey Susan
I

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Susan
27/7/2015 03:11:56 am

Hey back atcha Adea

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Adea link
24/7/2015 02:01:15 pm

hey Susan
I'm Adea from soilders settlement matraville!
Your books are awesome and gross also thank you so much for coming I really appreciated it😀👌🏼👌🏼

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Susan
27/7/2015 03:13:10 am

Hi Adea, glad you like them. You guys were fun too.
Happy reading
seeya
Susan

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Jamie link
24/7/2015 02:32:52 pm

you are the best

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Susan
27/7/2015 03:16:10 am

Hi Jamie, your Fluff Butt ball is on the way. Thanks heaps .. I had a great day with you guys.
Seeya,
Susan

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Neve
12/8/2015 08:39:37 am

Hi Susan thanks for coming to our school at st Thomas more in Canberra. we all thought you were really funny and I am thinking about getting one of your books but I don't know which one! Which one is the funniest?

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Susan
12/8/2015 09:51:59 am

Hi Neve, glad you had fun .. I did too!
I think the funniest one is LICK'D but it's really hard to say because lots of kids tell me they can't decide either.
It was nice meeting you,
happy reading,
seeya,
Susan

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sam
18/8/2015 10:59:40 am

Hi Susan, I really liked splinterz yesterday so I am going to get it.
it really splinted me away.Are you going to make more books.
I've all ready got my idea for my story tomorrow.
Your books are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awsome thanks sam

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Susan
27/8/2015 12:41:31 pm

Hi Sam, glad you enjoyed it, me too. Yep ive got more books coming. You can see them on the home page. Hope you like Splinterz. Seeya.

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Neve
19/8/2015 10:18:19 am

Thank Susan I am getting licked . My dad just got it for me and it will hopefully be sent to my school soon

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Susan
27/8/2015 12:42:47 pm

Hi Neve, hope you like Lick, d .. you,ll have to let me know, seeya.

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OLLIE link
24/8/2015 11:49:41 am

it is AWESOME especially fluff butt

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Susan
26/8/2015 01:42:57 pm

Thanks Ollie, I had a fun day with you guys as well, seeya

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Olivia
27/8/2015 11:07:16 am

Hey it was really fun today and I wrote a 4 page long story.

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Susan
27/8/2015 12:45:40 pm

Hey Olivia, wow 4 pages, that's awesome, well done! Good luck and have fun, seeya.

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Declan
27/8/2015 11:22:24 am

Hello, you came to my school today and you were hilarious.Your FluffButt ball is Awesome.Your stories are gross,but hilarious and your illustrations are really well done.You really taught me a lot and inspired me to write for other people's enjoyment.I was not a good writer before you came to my school.THANK YOU SO MUCH.Your the best.Bye.

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Susan
27/8/2015 12:48:47 pm

Hi Declan, im so glad you enjoyed today .. l did too. You guys were heaps of fun .. good luck with your story .. and have fun writing it, seeya, happy writing.

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Emily
31/8/2015 05:59:26 am

Thank you for coming to St. Augustine's Primary School. I loved how you told us all about you. Emily age 9 :) :)

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Susan
31/8/2015 06:20:08 am

Thanks Emily, I had a fun day with you guys too.
Seeya,
Susan

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billy
15/9/2015 06:02:48 pm

i have read three books in one month(book nerd) i found that they hooked you in straight away also when is bubbelz coming out and what is the other books? can big bum boom be in one ok thx
billy

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Susan
13/11/2015 10:06:29 am

Hi Billy, sorry I missed your note .. Bubblez & Suck'd are now out AND Yucky Disgustingly Gross Icky Short Stories- Booga Blast! So which is the funniest so far? Seeya, Susan

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billy
15/9/2015 06:03:31 pm

hi

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Billydahottie link
29/9/2015 05:44:21 pm

im up to chompd in 1 1/2 months

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billy
30/9/2015 06:11:18 pm

hi Susan im writing two stories at the moment and need ideas if you have any please reply

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Susan
1/10/2015 12:26:56 am

Ideas ummmm .. ok what about, 'A day at the zoo' with escaping tigers & other animals so you lasso an elephant & ride it while hanging your little sister on a fishing pole in front to use as bait to catch all the animals. Let me know what you think of.
Seeya, Susan

Susan
1/10/2015 12:18:22 am

Hi Billy,
geez that's awesome, well done! Which is your favourite so far?
Seeya
Susan

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billy
12/10/2015 04:24:20 pm

chompd and the day at the zoo sounds great thx billy(billydahottie)

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Sophie
8/12/2015 05:55:07 pm

I love my fluff butt ball. I am from St Thomas Mores. Hope you remember visiting us. Thank you for visiting us as well I enjoyed it heaps.

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Susan
14/12/2015 01:11:28 pm

Hi Sophie, yep I sure do, you guys have a great school and were just so much fun. I got lots of ideas from heaps of you. Glad you like the Fluff Butt ball. Whenever i'm stuck for ideas I walk around my office playing with my Fluff Butt ball. Have a great Christmas!!! :)
Seeya

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